Archive for June, 2008
The word crotch is right up there with the word moist for annoyingness. Vim likes to annoy me by mispronouncing it “cratch”. I find it unfunny, although I do find it funny to pretend you don’t know how to pronounce words like quesadilla. The sandy crotch problem is better in adulthood than it was as [...]
Once realized that trichotillomania was a real thing I was convinced that I have it. Have always had it. It is pronounced trick-o-till-o-mania and is the inability to resist the impulse to pull out your hair. I’ve always been a fidgeter and the hair thing started when I was a teenager. I obsessively plucked my [...]
It is hot here, too hot. All I can contemplate is how I can suspend my body in such a way that nothing is touching me anywhere. Levitation is needed. Why does no one here have air conditioning? I am PMSing so the hot plus the hormones is making my skin hella oily and gross. [...]
lo! The free pile! Originally uploaded by not halfway there I don’t really respect books. I treat my books like crap and am perfectly willing to ruin them. I read them in the tub, I fold the corners down, I crack the spine, rip them in half so that I don’t have o carry around [...]
I bought a new machine. I had a price range at first and I looked at all the machines in that range. I am incapable of staying in my price range. Not only do any and all sales techniques work on me but I secretly covet the fanciest thing in the room. In this case [...]
Yep. Something is rotten int he state of my sewing machines motor. It whirrs slowly and sluggishly and then casually, groaning, moves the needle up and down as if through molasses. Well, CRAP! I guess I’ll have to go out and purchase a new machine. This fills me with dread. Also, glee. I went to [...]
While destroying my closet I took some shoe pictures. Possibly, I should have attempted to make the shoes look better, or dusted them off or something. There are a wide range of shoes pictured here from over a span of at least 15 years. On the top row, second from the left we have a [...]

