Dear US Postal Service,

You suck with your stupid outrageously priced ‘priority mail’. Priority mail is a load of shit and is in no way worth a free box. go fuck yourself.

I have taken 46 thousand free boxes from you and will now painstakingly turn them inside out just so that I can turn the tables and screw you out of some money.

love,
Minnie

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  1. That is the funniest thing I have read all day.

  2. zombiegrrrl

    I totally agree. When I randomly sell stuff on ebay and choose priority mail to send things, I always ALWAYS get screwed.




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