Since when is slutty out of style?
Come on. If you saw this skirt at a resale shop you would be ALL OVER IT.
WHORE.
It’s a great skirt but right now it fits over one of my thighs. And while I don’t want this to seem like I am giving up the ghost of ever being skinny again… let’s be realistic.
I have, however, lost 5 pounds and now fit into the pants that I was wearing when 5 month pregnant.
WHINE
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REVIEW: 24 hour fitness Fit-Lite clubs.
I have an all clubs membership to 24 hour fitness and so can go to the new fit-lite clubs. Which I am happy about because they could have been dicks and said that because these weren’t around when I got my membership they don’t count. So, THANKS!
The fit-Lite clubs are tiny store fronts that have a circuit training work out all set up and numbered for you. They play nasty top 40 and light rick and every minute there is a DING DING and you switch stations.
It was actually pretty good. I liked it and will totally go again.
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My morning outdoor exercise class continues to kick my ass. My lungs hurt for like an hour afterwards today. I pathetically ran my 1/3 mile chunks in 5min 3o sec. Thursday I have to do them in under 5. BRUTAL.
So it’s not like I was out to get rid of all my slutty clothes today… just some. BUT NO! My stuff is way too out of style says the cute 19 year old punk girl behind the counter making me feel about 300 years old.
How the fuck am I supposed to get rid of this shit? I really think the women’s shelter is better off without my whore clothes. really. So I’m just gonna keep it. Maybe there will be a clothing swap at some point that I can go to. Or I can hang on to things like this and my BEBE dresses that are so OUT OF STYLE for another 20 years and they will fucking be vintage and that cute 19 year (now 39) will be begging me to give up my clothes to her.
SO THERE.
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February 6, 2008 at 1:10 am
Dude shut up just give me the skirt. I SWEAR I’ll give it back. You can write your name on the tag. SWEAR TO GOD…
February 13, 2008 at 7:45 pm
I love dressing a little provacative, but whenever I go to buy something like that, I have 3 choices. 1. Look like a prostitute. 2. Look like a grandma trying to stay hip. 3. Say screw it all together and look like a middle aged spinster. Grrr!
May 6, 2009 at 5:05 am
That skirt is totally cute. IDK, ebay might be the answer. I have some awesome whore skirts too… some of which are also from age 19! Hah. I *could* possibly lose 15-20 pounds… but but my bf also doesn’t like having to defend me from hoards of guys hitting on me… so really, in our own camp in the desert is the only place I feel like I can dress skimpily. ;p