Coins in a fountain – OR -How I spent all my money in the airport bar
If you are going to Rome and want to do some lazy movie watching “research”, re: watching holliwood actors frolick around, I highly recommend NOT watching Coins in a Fountain, not to be confused with Three Coins in a Fountain which is great, this one stars Loni Anderson with the weirdest fucking 80′s beehive i have ever seen, it was like a perfect fluffy feather triangle on top of her head. And me saying it’s the weirdest hair ive ever seen is a high compliment concidering that i grew up in texas in the 80′s. its so bad that even though i was stubornly trying to watch it despite Vim making loud fun of me I couldnt do it.it was THAT bad. Stick to Roman Holiday…
Our flight was delayed long enought to make us drunk and to give us exactly 5 minutes to rush across the ginormous Amsterdam airport. it took at least 20 minutes including customs and we were the lat poor suckers to jump in to the plane while it was moving, a heroic leap to the door from the platform, giving me no time to purchase the I love Amsterdam towel that i so crave.
We fucked around the vatican most of yesterday but excuse me while i go drink my cappuccino. more later.
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April 3, 2009 at 4:12 am
Damn! You’re in Italy!
April 3, 2009 at 7:11 am
Lucky you! Keep writing, we are looking! XOX
April 3, 2009 at 11:54 am
Best travel blogger ever – “We fucked around the vatican all day”
Hahahah!
April 3, 2009 at 11:55 am
p.s. The higher the hair, the closer to God.
I try to keep this in mind when I spike my mohawk.
April 5, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Bella Roma!
Avoidemente gli pizzeria prossimo stazione termini. Escherichia coli citta’.
Sono tanto jealous-o.
April 14, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Welcome home! I want details! Brunch soon! Ciao!