I want to wipe my butt!
I know it’s not about asserting ones will against ones toddler. but omg! sometimes there comes a point…
I mean srsly. after 20 minutes of him refusing to have his diaper changed and then whinging all the way through said diaper change and then once pants and stuff are back on having him insisit that everything be taken off so that he can wipe his own butt… forget it! although now, it has been another 20 minutes of listening to him cry and scream about wiping his own butt.
NO EFFING WAY KID! Scream your head off. I’ll be outside wishing for a cigarette.
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February 27, 2010 at 12:33 pm
dude, tell him he can wipe his own butt when he uses the toilet. that can be his “reward” for potty training.
March 1, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Tell him he can wipe his front and you’ll wipe the back? OMG! heinous.
March 2, 2010 at 12:33 am
I feel your pain. Lala is all about the poopy diaper, kicking and thrashing when I change, and then insisting on using the potty which is like a 45 minute ordeal… when I thwart her she is pure ID raging… that said she makes a hit every once and awhile…