Punk songs for toddlers- It’s never too early

Yep. It’s never too early to give your kid a can of spray paint, a mohawk, a ukulele and some loud aggressive music. My sister just wrote up her list for toddlers, elementary school age and teenagers. I distinctly remember us dancing to Rock Lobster back in the day.
so possibly Candyoisis is WRONG (yes, it is) for a toddler but I can’t help it. What’s so fucking good about that song?! Jack used to bounce to it in his door frame bouncer thingy. ehhhe We also made him dance to the hideous 80′s song ‘I Was a Male Stripper in a Go-Go Bar’.

Supersonic Rocket Ship – The Kinks
Coming Dancing – The Kinks
Worms – The Pogues
Baby I love You – the Ramones
Rudie Can’t Fail – The Clash
I Hate To Say I Told You So – The Hives
When I Get Old – The Descendents
I Don’t Want to Grow Up – The Descendents
What Do I Get – The Buzzcocks
Keep On Running – The Dance Hall Crashers
Candyoisis – Pop Will Eat Itself
Waitress in the Sky – The Replacements
What I like About You – The Romantics
Lovecats – The Cure
Finger Lickin Good – the BeastieBoy
Play That Funky Music – Wild Cherry
Anarchy in the uk – That ukulele version
Two Heads – Alabama 3
Anit’t Goin’ To Goa – Alabama 3
Goody Two Shoes – Adam Ant
Rock -n- Roll Boy – The Donnas
Genius of Love – Tom Tom Club

Parenting at it’s finest, y’all. What are your favorite non kid songs for kids!?

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  1. Oh I totally forgot the Sex Pistols and the Donnas. Must expand the list!

  2. OK- we also love the Tom-Tom Club – also anything Jonathon Ritchmand- a current play list:

    B-52s – Love Shack and Rock Lobster
    Kinks- Lola
    Velvet Underground- Walk on the Wild Side
    Pansy Division- Who treats you right
    Joan Jett- I love rock and roll]
    XTC- No Thugs in Our House
    Oingo Boingo- Ring of Fire
    Death Cab – Follow Me
    Dickies- Secret Agent Man
    Offspring- I want to be sedated
    Raincoats- I want you to want me
    Violent Femmes – Why can’t I get just one kiss

    OK- I will stop… this is one of m
    y fave things ever – good kid music!!! I also have to admit I have played the DK’s Holiday in Cambodia when the kids work my last nerve. And to my chagrin- we also play Kiss- Rock and Roll- its a huge crowd pleaser as is IZ- ukelele music and anything Aaron Neville

  3. Did I mention my songs have some not kid friendly words- but I play them anyway and we talk about bad words good words- blah, blah- lurching off in my zombie mom haze

  4. Ahahahah! Reminds me of when my oldest daughter was about 3… we were driving somewhere, listening to Marilyn Manson, and this little voice from the back seat starts singing along: “We’re all stars now… in the taupe show.”

    Thank goodness for mis-heard lyrics!

  5. When my daughter was five, she was wildly enthused about “Start Wearing Purple” by Gogol Bordello and “Not Too Soon” by Throwing Muses.

  6. rebecca

    My 4 year old loves the Clash..especially”lost in the supermarket”




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