The whole thing straight from the beginning just makes no sense. If you were a vampire with a 17 or 19 year old body and were a hundred or so years old WHY would you go pose as a high school student? High school sucks. No. You would be living in a big city were going out only at night or dusk or whatever would not even be noticed by anyone. You would maybe go to college every 50 years or so to bone up on all the new stuff happening but there is no way in hell you would go to high school. What a shitty place to ‘hide’! It only would work for a year or two anyway. What were they planning to do afterwards? DUMB!
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Just goes to show you that even vampires are dirty old men that like to creep on underage girls. Plus, they’re the only ones that will let them get away with sparkling.
February 17th, 2010 at 10:06 am
I know, seriously! The last thing you’d want to do is involve yourself with some school district’s bureaucracy! Plus it’s just fucking pathetic and as if they couldn’t imagine impressing anyone else.
February 21st, 2010 at 12:13 am
You know…I never thought of it that way. You’ve got a total point there. If I was a vampire I wouldn’t go back to High School. It’s akin to spending eternity in gyno stirrups.
March 6th, 2010 at 11:37 pm