Archive for February, 2012
This weekend I got cornered at a party by an honest to god Crazy Cat Lady. It was awesome. she was 60-something and like nattered for 30 MINUTES about her cats. Cats she owned in the past, her current cats, other peoples cats, cats she would like to have… We covered IT ALL. I felt [...]
Check it out! I have normal person hair! Although if you look at me too closely you will be able to tell the ends of my hair have a suspiciously blue tinge… I also got 2 pairs of new glasses. I have been letting jack watch too much TV lately. My ability to cope with [...]
Let’s be honest here. Our entire house is a disaster area and I’m completely helpless under the tide of crap. For every bag of crap I throw out or recycle 2 more bags of crap appear. There MUST be a way to keep things in order! I decided I would attempt to tame Jack’s things. [...]
Now that winter is apparently about to end I ought to blog about my winter veggie garden. Here it is: You can see the bok choy there has bolted. The cauliflower plants got eaten by something, possibly a chicken. The celery is to the left of the bok choy and it turned out quite good, [...]
Yeah, you heard me. Cat shit. It’s, like, taking over my life. I can’t believe we let these horrible dirty creatures roam our houses at will. I let them sleep on my pillow for christ sake. They secretly drink out of my water glass. And every night at 9:30 they take huge shit that smells [...]
I feel like I just went through a right of passage for backyard urban chicken owners. If only one of two of the new chickens had been roosters It would have been very clear that something was not right earlier but because they were ALL ROOSTERS we had no chicken of the same age to [...]
All our new chickens are fucking roosters. One is sticking his chest out and full on crowing. The other two continue to bicker and stick their neck ruffs out at each other like little lions. holy fuck. i have been feeding these little fuckers for like 2 months and i demand EGGS in return. They [...]
