Yeah, you heard me. Cat shit. It’s, like, taking over my life. I can’t believe we let these horrible dirty creatures roam our houses at will. I let them sleep on my pillow for christ sake. They secretly drink out of my water glass. And every night at 9:30 they take huge shit that smells up the entire upstairs. They also take a huge shit any time you decide to take a shower downstairs or right before anyone comes over.
I need 3 cat bung hole plugs STAT. And the world’s top scientists to figure out how to genetically engineer assholeless cats.
WHAT.THE.FUCK
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EVERYTHING WRONG WITH WORLD
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It’s a USA thing? Over here, cats go outside, unless you’re in a third floor flat or something.
But I have friends in the ‘states and their cats are indoors only.