My new favorite word is ‘amazeballs’. I mean, I won’t ever say it out loud but I might think it. And if I see it in print I will totally laugh and it might give me a warm glow and a fleeting thought about the fantastic fluidity of language and if I hear some one say it out loud that person will be my fucking HERO.
AMAZEBALLS, Y’ALL. SRSLY.
So, my child has come up with the ultimate weapon – a gun that shoots knives. Totally brilliant, right? He likes to bust that one out as we walk to school holding hands in the sunshine with all our neighbors standing in front of their houses smiling at us. Smiles that are wiped clean once they realize they are being impaled by knives shot from a gun. anyway.
I wish i had a picture of my cell phone as it was two weeks ago. it was a sad sad thing. Not only was the screen cracked and actually shedding glass dust all over the place as it slowly crumbled into oblivion but the only app that worked on it was kindle, everything else including the camera caused the phone to crash. Why have an iPhone if it is going to suck so badly? My whimpering finally got so loud that Vim was forced to do something about it. He ordered a new screen from Apple for 4$ and then he told me something that would change my life forever.
You have to CLOSE YOUR APPS. Basically every app I ever opened on my phones WAS STILL OPEN. That’s at least two years worth of apps open. What the?!?!??!
After closing 62 apps my phone now runs perfectly including the camera. End of Story.
Did you know that there were 13 Pollyanna books? 13. how? what? I can’t even… whaaaaa?!?!?! I swear I thought there were only 3, the last one being Pollyanna and the Family Jewels. Can’t top that.
I might post some garden updates in a bit.
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