Archive for the ‘rant’ Category
Netflix has all the Star Trek series up on streaming. I don’t know how long it will last since Netflix sometimes just takes shit off streaming with no notice. I’m watching everything while I can, starting with Voyager. I have a soft spot for the original and TNG but Deep Space Nine and then Voyager [...]
Or as I like to call it – the UUCD. That’s where I’m at right now. I feel stuck here behind a desk at a dead end job listening to my own brain give a crap about things that may or may not matter. 1. I continue to be upset about the gender balance of [...]
I hate crafts and blogging. And bloggers who craft and crafters who blog about crafting and bloggers in general and anyone crafty at all. My black soul and shriveled up heart wants them all to die a fiery death. The extroverts have won and blogging and crafting is all about painting some rosy picture of [...]
I am so mad and i have had it up to HERE with these fucking thoughtless bitches. i swear to god if one more bitch says that to my little kid i will rip her fucking head off. Here’s how it goes: disgusting grown up bitch gets in my sons face and says, “HI HOW [...]
Once every two months you send me my twice monthly newsletter. For exactly $10,000 I will take exactly 10 minutes of time to write you the proper code to fix that. FFS, Minnie
Wow! I’ve had a pretty nice day today! Last week and earlier this week was very very busy and stressful! Today I woke up early and watched the sun fill up our nice room while I read Tarzan on my phone. Then, Jack came in and scared the crap out of me. We ate breakfast [...]
Fuck this noise. The dirt in our backyard is rock solid. Also, I keep digging up plastics bags with rotting stuff in them AND kids clothes. Why are there kids clothes buried in the back yard? Am I about to dig up a dead body? I can’t fucking take it! I also dug up a [...]
There’s so much going on! Small things but things nonetheless and anticipation of things. Summer is coming and after summer comes fall. September may be my favorite month but this year it brings with it uncertainty about what to do with my kid. It was true what they said about having to apply for preschools [...]
I woke up this morning in the middle a dream in which someone was give me grief that I was not giving my kid grief about what he was eating. In the dream, right before I woke up, I said, “I don’t give a shit if he eats his peas”. And that’s totally true. I [...]
I just made some kale chips with some slightly wilted kale from my fridge. It was okay. I washed it, dried it, cut out the spine, tossed in olive oil and apple cider vinegar, spread on pan and sprinkled with sesame seeds and baked at 350 for a while. I may have over baked. then [...]
Every time I go to the new California Academy of Science I get grumpy. I miss the old one. A lot. I think the new building is very beautiful and the living roof is awesome. I understand the amazingness of many of the features of the new building and exhibits. But I gotta say, my [...]
Here is a picture of me and Moomin in the pool in SoCal. Here is a picture of Moomin making rabbit ears on Jack. I have no idea what is going on with Jack’s mouth in this picture but it is funny. In totally unrelated and way less cute news… I have a new doctor [...]
Kids Animated Movie Reviews Continued – Do they pass the Bechdel Test? Rating System 5 FAILS – 0 FAILS Aladdin Thank you Disney for falling in line with and perpetuating Rape Culture. And by thank you I actually mean fuck you. Jasmine (the only female character besides a few women seen primping in the harem [...]
My sister has pointed out that Kiki’s Delivery Service passes the test. As does Totoro, actually. In Kiki’s Delivery Service you have Kiki, the shop woman and the artist woman as the three main female characters. Both adult females act as friends and mentors for Kiki. There is a peripheral female kid character who is [...]
Last night I was thinking the The Incredibles passes the test but after looking at the female interactions more closely I think it starts to lose points. The main female characters are Elasti girl, her daughter, Edna Mode and the evil henchwoman. So we have a mother daughter relationship, a jealousy relationship and a relationship [...]
I recently encountered a strange phenomenon. Some one handed me a small plastic bag of commercially prepared apple slices. Why not just an apple, I ask you?! An apple is a wonderful little compact thing that stays fresh without the use of chemicals all on it’s own. It requires no packaging and the parts you [...]
I totally lost it today at some little girls at the park. Dear Jack, Do not model yourself on your mom’s behavior. Thanks. Love, Mom My kid is only 2 which means that I’ve only been a mom for 2 years which means that I was not quite prepared to act appropriately. I thought I [...]
A couple of weeks ago I decided that I must make a Blurb book of Jack’s first and second year and all subsequent years so that he would have them when he grows up all nice and neat in a row and he could see what a happy fun handsome baby he was. And then [...]
You suck with your stupid outrageously priced ‘priority mail’. Priority mail is a load of shit and is in no way worth a free box. go fuck yourself. I have taken 46 thousand free boxes from you and will now painstakingly turn them inside out just so that I can turn the tables and screw [...]
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