Archive for the ‘rant’ Category

You suck with your stupid outrageously priced ‘priority mail’. Priority mail is a load of shit and is in no way worth a free box. go fuck yourself. I have taken 46 thousand free boxes from you and will now painstakingly turn them inside out just so that I can turn the tables and screw [...]

I really don’t mind going to the dentist. I’ve a had a few fillings but they were so long ago that I think they were all done by our family dentist back home, in high school.In college I had my wisdom teeth out and it was totally horrific and traumatizing but for the last 6 [...]

Everyone is talking about the twilight series by Stephanie Meyer, so I went out and bought the first one. I read it yesterday… um. WOW. Stunningly lame. I keep trying to figure out how to explain it. I accidentally took a 25 minute shower this morning because I was trying to arrange the words badly [...]